HAVE YOU GOT ANY FUNNY RIDDLE OR JOKE THAT YOU WANNA TELL US...
· What does a cat have that no other animal has? - Kittens.
· What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?- A cowboy riding his horse.
· What always sleeps with its shoes on? - A Horse.
· What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all? - The shadow of an elephant.
· What fur do we get from a Tiger? - As fur away as possible! -
· Why do dragons sleep all day? - They like to hunt Knights.
· What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?- To cover cows.
· What two keys can't open any doors? - A Donkey, and a Monkey.
· What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?- A cowboy riding his horse.
· What always sleeps with its shoes on? - A Horse.
· What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all? - The shadow of an elephant.
· What fur do we get from a Tiger? - As fur away as possible! -
· Why do dragons sleep all day? - They like to hunt Knights.
· What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?- To cover cows.
· What two keys can't open any doors? - A Donkey, and a Monkey.
Brititsh sense of humor:
ResponEliminaA teacher said, "Mary, I'd like you to give me a sentence beginning
with 'I', please."
Mary thought for a few seconds and then said, "I is..."
The teacher interupted her and said, "No Mary, you cannot begin a
sentence with 'I is' - you must use 'I am'."
Mary looked upset and said, "But Miss..."
The teacher shouted, "Give me a sentence beginning with 'I am', please."
Mary shrugged her shoulders and said, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Sorry, may be it's too long, but I love it!
Hello Elena hurray ENGLISH!!!
ResponEliminavery nice montse...
ResponElimina