Do you have a Halloween Riddle or Kids Joke?

· What day of the week do Halloween Monsters eat their Candy? On Chewsday!

· Why are skeletons so calm, cool and collected? Because nothing gets under their skin.

· What breed of horse does the Boogie Man ride? Night Mares.

· What's the best game to play at Halloween? Hide and Shriek!

· What do you get if you cross a bat with a bag of chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night!

· How does a Witch tell time? With her Witch Watch!

· Why did the Witch put her broom in the washing machine? She wanted a clean sweep.