HAVE YOU GOT ANY FUNNY RIDDLE OR JOKE THAT YOU WANNA TELL US...

· What does a cat have that no other animal has? - Kittens.
· What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?- A cowboy riding his horse.
· What always sleeps with its shoes on? - A Horse.
· What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all? - The shadow of an elephant.
· What fur do we get from a Tiger? - As fur away as possible! -
· Why do dragons sleep all day? - They like to hunt Knights.
· What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?- To cover cows.
· What two keys can't open any doors? - A Donkey, and a Monkey.

Do you have a Halloween Riddle or Kids Joke?

· What day of the week do Halloween Monsters eat their Candy? On Chewsday!

· Why are skeletons so calm, cool and collected? Because nothing gets under their skin.

· What breed of horse does the Boogie Man ride? Night Mares.

· What's the best game to play at Halloween? Hide and Shriek!

· What do you get if you cross a bat with a bag of chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night!

· How does a Witch tell time? With her Witch Watch!

· Why did the Witch put her broom in the washing machine? She wanted a clean sweep.